There once was a moose. You know the rest

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Someone please explain to my brain what sleep is and what a halfway decent sleep schedule is. I can't be nocturnal forever. I have school at 8 on Monday. This is when I should be waking up! Not going to sleep!

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No humans please! I can't draw humans...

)-Requests-(

No humans please! I can't draw humans...
This means I will do an unlimited number of characters(please keep in mind that the more there are, the longer it takes though), I'll do backgrounds, I'll do color.

1.)~Mavrickindigo - OC Veshra Ashran [link] (sketching)
2.)~tineinfrin - OC - Dragon(sketching)
3.)*Miruba-Nada - OC Aries(sketching)
4.)=Desaesed - Deagal(sketching)
5.)~RedianWolff - OC Redian(sketching)

Art Trades

If you accept a trade with me don't expect me to give you any better than you give me. Quality isn't the highest priority to me but don't expect full color, with background and ten characters if you're not willing to give the same.

1.)~Dyalyn - Viking lizard with spork (Inked)
2.)~Starfire350 - OC Alucard(Done)
3.)~reject4lyf - OC and SS(HP) Romance scene(sketching)
4.)
5.)

There once was a moose. You know the rest

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I just realized how insanely pathetic my life is. YAY!

The cat hates me because she tried to give me kisses but apparently does not like the taste of mint lip gloss. The look on her face was priceless. Especially when she did it a second time.

I need a list of 100 fruits people. But no banana. I want weird fruits that I can at least find pictures of. And don't worry. You'll all find out why soon enough.

Fruit List

1) Mango
2) Apple
3) Strawberry
4) Orange
5) Kiwi
6) Lime
7) Grapefruit
8) Jackfruit
9) Coconut
10) Pineapple
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If I need more I will add blood berry (even though it's foliage, not fruit). Any fruit that looks similar to another fruit already on the list will not be added.

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No humans please! I can't draw humans...

)-Requests-(

No humans please! I can't draw humans...
This means I will do an unlimited number of characters(please keep in mind that the more there are, the longer it takes though), I'll do backgrounds, I'll do color.

1.)~Mavrickindigo - OC Veshra Ashran [link] (sketching)
2.)~tineinfrin - OC - Dragon(sketching)
3.)*Miruba-Nada - OC Aries(sketching)
4.)=Desaesed - Deagal(sketching)
5.)~RedianWolff - OC Redian(sketching)

Art Trades

If you accept a trade with me don't expect me to give you any better than you give me. Quality isn't the highest priority to me but don't expect full color, with background and ten characters if you're not willing to give the same.

1.)~Dyalyn - Viking lizard with spork (Inked)
2.)~Starfire350 - OC Alucard(Done)
3.)~reject4lyf - OC and SS(HP) Romance scene(sketching)
4.)
5.)

There once was a moose. You know the rest

~.~.~.~.~.~

Your real name: Remote Mind
Age: 19
Height: 5' 4''
Natural hair colour: Brown/Blonde with a touch of blue
Eye colour: Brown
Skin color: Flesh
Glasses/contacts?: Nay
Piercings: Ears... wanna get the ears again, and maybe something else facial but it'd have to be something a dog wouldn't accidentally tear out
Tattoos: Soon enough... Just gotta wait until I don't like with the woman who would try to cut it off
Braces: Nay
Mannerisms: Do you really want to know?
Other distinctive markings: I've got a mole on my left ass cheek. Yes, you all needed to know that

FAVOURITE

Colour: Blue
Band: Ummm...... Hmmm..... Err... Ummm....
Video game: DDR because it can double as exercise
Movie: I wanna watch XXX again cause it has angry Russian types
Book: *sighs* I'll pick a weird one I haven't read in a while but have been dying to get my hands on again. Panic Snap by Laura Reese
Food: Foo... od? What is this.... food?
Game on a cell phone: Dun have any.
CD: *points to Band answer*
Flower: Bleeding heart... although that may count as a shrubbery so.... Tulips
Scent: Lavendar (Long story. Make it short. It involved sex)
Animal: What's with all the difficult questions!? _cats
Comic book: Dun read comic books
Cereal: Marshmallow cereal
Website: Bored.com
Cartoon: I don't watch cartoons anymore because Rocko's Modern Life isn't on tv no more.

DO YOU

Play an instrument?: Yes
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Nay
Like to sing?: When I'm alone
Have a job?: Technically, yes.
Have a cell phone?: Yah. And it is awesome shiz
Like to play sports?: Neva!
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: I choose not to answer this question
Have a crush on someone?: I might
Live somewhere NOT in your actual country?: Nay... I'm boring that way. I was almost an Aussie
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: Nay. Only three. Computers on the other hand
Have any special talents/skills?: Some that you don't want to know about.
Exercise daily?: Yes and no...
Like school?: Meh. It would be better without the one bitch in the one class that's extremely boring... And the girl that faked a seizure because her lap partner wouldn't share the microscope... Yes, these are grown women, older than me, bickering like children.

CAN YOU

Sing the alphabet backwards?: Only when I'm drunk
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Yep
Speak any other languages?: I speak fluent idiot
Go a day without food?: I've forgotten to eat before, yeah
Remember your dreams: Occasionally
Read music, not just tabs?: Sometimes
Roll your tongue?: Yep
Eat a whole pizza?: Maybe if it's a small pizza... And I have a few hours.

HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: Nay. Don't gamble and I consider the lottery gambling
Snuck out of the house?: Eh heh... Several times.
Lied to get out of trouble?: I don't lie. I just... elaborate.
Had a computer crash?: Yeah. Then I scrapped it for parts.
Gotten lost in your city?: Nay
Seen a shooting star?: I go out and lay on the lawn to watch meteor showers.
Been to any other countries?: Nay... But I swear on pain of the removal of my left foot, I will go to Australia before I die.
Had a serious surgery?: Nay
Stolen something important to someone else?: Probably. But I wouldn't remember it.
Solved a rubiks cube?: Nay.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: When I was pregnant, I did it all the time. Pajama pants were all that fit
Cried over a girl?: Nay
Cried over a boy?: Yep
Kissed a random stranger?: Yep
Hugged a random stranger?: Yep
Been in a fist fight?: Yep. It was funny cause it happened in a church and it was three girls. And I sent them running
Been arrested?: Nay. Not yet
Done drugs?: Eh... _yes....
Had alcohol?: I'm a happy drunk
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: No milk. Soda
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: Yep
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: Nay
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: Nay
Swore at your parents?: Yep
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: Nay. They expect that. I like the shock factor
Been to a casino?: Yeah but only to eat at their restaurants
Ran over an animal and killed it?: Nay. Come close but have been able to stop in time
Broken a bone?: Nay. Sprained. No breaks... As far as I know
Gotten stitches?: Nay
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: Nay
Made homemade muffins?: Yep. I made these really tasty cinnamon ones... Lost the recipe though
Bitten someone?: In an erotic manner yes
Been to Disneyland/Disneyworld?: Yep
Burped in someone’s face?: Nay

WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU

Brushed your teeth: This morning
Cried: Can't remember
Went to the bathroom: Umm... about an hour and a half ago
Saw a movie in a theatre: Not too long ago although I can't remember what it was.
Read a book: I read five pages last night
Had a snow day: March of '04 if I remember right. Should've had one in March of '06 but the school was being full of shit and sent the busses out anyway. Didn't care that half of them slid off the road.
Had a party: Six days ago for my brother's birthday
Went to a doctor: Last thursday
Tripped in front of someone: Dun remember
Went to the grocery store: Sometime last week
Got sick: I am in a constant state of ill health
Got cursed: Last Friday. It failed.
Called someone: This morning

DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: Fruit
Black/white: Black
Lights on/lights off: On
TV/movie: Movie
Body spray/lotion: Lotion
Cash/cheque: Cash
Pillows/blankets: Blanket
Headache/stomach ache: Headache (I'm use to those.)
Paint/charcoal: Charcoal
Chinese food/Mexican food: Chinese
Summer/winter: Summer
Snow/rain: Rain
Fog/misty: Mist
Rock/rap: Rock
Meat/vegetarian: Meat
Chocolate/vanilla: Chocolate
Sprinkles/icing: Icing
Cake/pie: Cake
Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries
Ocean/swimming pool: Swimming pool
Cookies/muffins: Cookies
Wallet/pocket: Wallet
Window/door: Window
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Unfamiliar
Pink/purple: Purple
Cat/dog: Cat
Long sleeve/short sleeve: Long sleeve
Pants/shorts: Pants
Winter break/spring break: Spring break
Spring/autumn: Spring
Clouds/clear sky: Clear
Moon/mars: Moon
Questions/Answers: Answers
War/Peace: Peace

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP

Do you believe in love?: Yep
What's the most important kind of love for you?: To be able to stand by each other no matter what
Have you ever been in love?: Yep
Been close to love?: Yep
If you have, with who?: *shrugs*
Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: Yes
Loved someone really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: Yes
Are you in a relationship?: Yes
If so, for how long?: Almost two years now if I remember right.
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: Yeah. Some people are just too stupid and lazy to find them.
What is your idea of the best date?: A spring picnic in the canyon
What was your first kiss like?: I was really really shy and freaking out.
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: High school age
Do you think love is worth nothing?: Nay
Best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex: *giggles* Don't ask don't tell
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: Not applicable.
Have you ever been dumped?: Yeah...
Have you ever dumped someone?: Yep

I...
Am: Tired
Want: A sandwich
Need: A job
Love: Nothing
Hate: Half the world
Feel: Annoyed
Did: sleep for five hours after being awake for eighteen
Miss: Meh awesome sauce friends
Am annoyed by: Parasites
Would rather: Working
Am tired of: Not having a job
Will always: be a self centered bitch

MISCELLANEOUS
What is your favourite genre of music?: *shrugs*
What time is it now?: 7:00 PM
How much money do you have right now?: Negative
Are you hungry right now?: Probably
What are you doing right now?: Chatting, lounging, and doing this
Do you like parades?: Nay
Do you like the moon?: Yep
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Jack shit
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: Telekinesis

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Funny?: Eh
Cool?: Nay
Pretty?: Hell no
Sarcastic?: Yep
Lazy?: Occasionally
Hyper?: Yeah
Friendly?: Yep
Evil?: Heeheehee
Unforgettable?: I can be if I want to be
Smart?: Yes and no. Smart compared to the rest of the white trash where I live but pretty average to most of the world
Strong?: Nay
Talented?: In some areas of life
Dorky?: Nay.

WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
High: Building
Lonely: Beer
Pen: Sword
Flower: Garden
Window: Bird
Psycho: Me
Brain freeze: Slurpee
Strange: Family
Sassy: Cat
Suffering: Annoying
Art: Talent

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: Nay
Run away?: Yep. Done it
Curse at a teacher?: Yep.
Not take a shower for a week?: Eeeeeewwwwwwwwww
Ask someone out?: Been there done that Got the t-shirt
Unscrew your cellphone too see what's inside?: Done it
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: Done it
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: Yep
Go scuba diving?: I'm a little claustrophobic but I'd love to give it a try
Write a book?: Working on one currently
Assemble a computer?: With some help from my brother
Become a rock star?: Nay
Have a long-distance relationship?: Been there, done that, got the t-shirt, and incinerated it.
Marry someone you don't know?: We knew each other for eight months so... I knew him enough to know I could tolerate living with him.

LAST QUESTIONS
What kind of computer do you have?: Umm... an EMachines desktop, four or five Dell Laptops, but two of them don't work... Three Dell desktops, and a Compaq desktop... I think that's all...
What grade/level of studies are you in? (if applicable): Just started college
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: After I trick the concessions counter into a second free refill, yeah.
How many posters do you have in your room?: None right now but when I have my own office, the walls are going to be covered.
Who else should take this quiz?: Nobody. I fell asleep halfway through. It's just that boring.

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No humans please! I can't draw humans...

)-Requests-(

No humans please! I can't draw humans...
This means I will do an unlimited number of characters(please keep in mind that the more there are, the longer it takes though), I'll do backgrounds, I'll do color.

1.)~Mavrickindigo - OC Veshra Ashran [link] (sketching)
2.)~tineinfrin - OC - Dragon(sketching)
3.)*Miruba-Nada - OC Aries(sketching)
4.)=Desaesed - Deagal(sketching)
5.)~RedianWolff - OC Redian(sketching)

Art Trades

If you accept a trade with me don't expect me to give you any better than you give me. Quality isn't the highest priority to me but don't expect full color, with background and ten characters if you're not willing to give the same.

1.)~Dyalyn - Viking lizard with spork (Inked)
2.)~Starfire350 - OC Alucard(Done)
3.)~reject4lyf - OC and SS(HP) Romance scene(sketching)
4.)
5.)

There once was a moose. You know the rest

~.~.~.~.~.~

Short convo. Describes my morning and why is sucked.

Remote Mind says:
my face hurts
.: §нα∂σωє∂-αиgєℓ :. w00t says:
We were just speaking about you
.: §нα∂σωє∂-αиgєℓ :. w00t says:
Why does your face hurt?
Remote Mind says:
the cat tried to kill me. i'm still not sure which one but i think it was akuma
.: §нα∂σωє∂-αиgєℓ :. w00t says:
O.O
.: §нα∂σωє∂-αиgєℓ :. w00t says:
wtf
Remote Mind says:
i have a nice long scratch that goes from the corner of my left eye down under it and then down and onto my lip
.: §нα∂σωє∂-αиgєℓ :. w00t says:
Jesus christ
.: §нα∂σωє∂-αиgєℓ :. w00t says:
That must hurt bad
Remote Mind says:
i put pain killing antibiotic on it because it hurt
Remote Mind says:
and then i got attacked by two spiders
Remote Mind says:
one is dead
Remote Mind says:
the other is MIA
.: §нα∂σωє∂-αиgєℓ :. w00t says:
>.< Not your night/morning is it?
Remote Mind says:
it's morning now and no it's not
Remote Mind says:
that's why i gave up on sleeping. too many attacks
.: §нα∂σωє∂-αиgєℓ :. w00t says:
>.<
.: §нα∂σωє∂-αиgєℓ :. w00t says:
If I could help you I would
.: §нα∂σωє∂-αиgєℓ :. w00t says:
Sadly I cannot
Remote Mind says:
that and my room is freezing and i'm afraid to use the blanket
.: §нα∂σωє∂-αиgєℓ :. w00t says:
>.<
.: §нα∂σωє∂-αиgєℓ :. w00t says:
shit
Remote Mind says:
thankfully i plan on doing laundry today so if spider is still alive and hiding in blanket, he will be summarily drowneded
.: §нα∂σωє∂-αиgєℓ :. w00t says:
Damn straight! That'll teach it for munching on my e-lesbian!
Remote Mind says:
dan was pissy about me making him go get the fly swatter
.: §нα∂σωє∂-αиgєℓ :. w00t says:
Did you swat him for it? I hear they're good for pests ¬_¬
.: §нα∂σωє∂-αиgєℓ :. w00t says:
with it*
Remote Mind says:
no. i needed him to kill the spiders because they were launching a crusade against me
Remote Mind says:
i think they were christian spiders out to convert me to spider christianity
Remote Mind says:
wanted me to believe in the spider god and his spider son
.: §нα∂σωє∂-αиgєℓ :. w00t says:
oh shi-
.: §нα∂σωє∂-αиgєℓ :. w00t says:
Everyone knows that God just had MPD


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We'll cut it off there. All convos with Shadowed-Angel are much fun and leave me needing my inhaler.

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No humans please! I can't draw humans...

)-Requests-(

No humans please! I can't draw humans...
This means I will do an unlimited number of characters(please keep in mind that the more there are, the longer it takes though), I'll do backgrounds, I'll do color.

1.)~Mavrickindigo - OC Veshra Ashran [link] (sketching)
2.)~tineinfrin - OC - Dragon(sketching)
3.)*Miruba-Nada - OC Aries(sketching)
4.)=Desaesed - Deagal(sketching)
5.)~RedianWolff - OC Redian(sketching)

Art Trades

If you accept a trade with me don't expect me to give you any better than you give me. Quality isn't the highest priority to me but don't expect full color, with background and ten characters if you're not willing to give the same.

1.)~Dyalyn - Viking lizard with spork (Inked)
2.)~Starfire350 - OC Alucard(Done)
3.)~reject4lyf - OC and SS(HP) Romance scene(sketching)
4.)
5.)

There once was a moose. You know the rest

~.~.~.~.~.~

So I suppose I've put off telling you about #19 for long enough.

Had a party at my moms. Just family but it was good. My sister got my a book that I summarily lost. My parents and younger siblings gave me a puzzle that's supposed to have a high difficulty rating. I haven't gotten around to putting it together yet. My mother- and father-in-law bought me a year sub for dA and they're supposed to be getting me Panic! at the Disco - Pretty Odd and 3 Doors Down - 3 Doors Down(which doesn't come out until May 20th so I'm being patient). Dan's grandma is supposed to be giving me $20 or $25 but since everyone in this house is in the whole by a couple hundred dollars right now, I have to wait on that. And then his Ida and Rodney (Dan's dad's ex-wife's mom and dad) gave me $20. So, all told... A nice birthday. Small. But nice. Better than I hoped for.

Next on the list: April 30th - my younger brother and my kittens.

~.~.~.~.~.~

No humans please! I can't draw humans...

)-Requests-(

No humans please! I can't draw humans...
This means I will do an unlimited number of characters(please keep in mind that the more there are, the longer it takes though), I'll do backgrounds, I'll do color.

1.)~Mavrickindigo - OC Veshra Ashran [link] (sketching)
2.)~tineinfrin - OC - Dragon(sketching)
3.)*Miruba-Nada - OC Aries(sketching)
4.)=Desaesed - Deagal(sketching)
5.)~RedianWolff - OC Redian(sketching)

Art Trades

If you accept a trade with me don't expect me to give you any better than you give me. Quality isn't the highest priority to me but don't expect full color, with background and ten characters if you're not willing to give the same.

1.)~Dyalyn - Viking lizard with spork (Inked)
2.)~Starfire350 - OC Alucard(Done)
3.)~reject4lyf - OC and SS(HP) Romance scene(sketching)
4.)
5.)